206.5 lbs

From and including: Thursday, March 17, 2016
To and including: Saturday, June 11, 2016

Result: 87 days left

You can only expect to lose 25 lbs 

Create a deficit of 87,500 calories

June 11, 2016 - Target weight is 140 lbs
June 12, 2016 - your cousin Ronald's wedding

My target weight is 140 lbs

You are 205 lbs

10:40am
Saturday, March 5, 2016 (PST)


You fucking drank slurpee COKE!!! And you drank an energy drink, Monster.

I suspect you would be lighter if it wasn't for that. You also ate a Teriyaki Bowl. What the heck

Maybe you'd be 203 lbs.. if you didn't stuff those in

Fuck you're only 205 lbs.. when you do PICK UP DAY w/ the 2 bros you gotta be 199 lbs again. Shit.